As far as I'm concerned, the last episode of Twin Peaks did not happen.

Screw you, David Lynch.

Force.  I totally forgot the Audrey/Cooper transcript.  How could I do that?!

Audrey: So this is it? You save my life and break my heart?
Cooper: Audrey, I've explained to you my personal policy about involving-
Audrey: Yeah, I know. I'm a teenager.
Cooper: And you were involved in a case I was working on.
Audrey: Someone must have hurt you once ( Read more... )

Er... I don't think any of you read Twin Peaks fan fiction, but whatever...

Summary: She was Temptation, plain and simple. But Temptation is rarely ever plain or simple…

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Temptation. He had been fighting Her since the moment he first saw Audrey. She was a danger, but one he was sure he could handle. They weren’t strangers, he and Temptation ( Read more... )